p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

(via that-one-kid-josh)


californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via abbygubler)


Q
No such thing as lesbians, just women who haven't been fucked right by a man.
Anonymous
A

marybriannna:

Oh my god why do boys think their dicks are heaven sent I’d rather never have sex again for the rest of my life than have a useless fucking tentacle in me


my dog: heavy sigh
me: same

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

(via bluntlust)


st0ned-g00d:

This was my day today

st0ned-g00d:

This was my day today

(via sillystoner)


i can still feel your breath on my neck
driving me insane

i can still feel your breath on my neck

driving me insane


feed-me-lsd:

Life is good. Real fucking good.

feed-me-lsd:

Life is good. Real fucking good.

(via marybriannna)